What are you reading?

[Elgee]

Y'all are going to disown me ... The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Maybe I should do a review about it.

[Simon]

please tell me your reading it to gain a further understanding of how to mock it? :P

or failing that, im going to have to assume your having a midlife crisis of some form :P

[Elgee]

I'm reading it because we're all too sick to go to the library, I've run out of books, and the boss "lent" me her 4 copies.

I say "lent", because the only way I could make her stop whining was to promise to read them, so she could discuss them with me. (She's a TOTAL fanatic, in case you haven't guessed :P).

It was either that, or she would make me wear an Edward t-shirt at work, so she could stare at his face all day. The thought of the boss's eyes glued to my boobs doesn't appeal all that much, for some reason.

All that being said, I've read worse ... lol.

[Caiaus]

it's not all that bad, Simon...it just had a lot of bad ideas...

[Simon]

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

[Elgee]

I vote we kill of all the men on earth, and repopulate it with Edward clones. And Jake ones, too, of course. Since a 3 some with a hot looking vampire and a hot looking wherewolf appeals to me

[Caiaus]

Elgee...you're beginning to worry me :P

Hahaha, that is the funniest explanation of it i've ever heard.

[Elgee]

I'm only beginning to worry you now, Cai?

[Caiaus]

No, not really :) hahaha